The One Where I Walk 14 km and Survive

So we went for this trek today to Lohagad Fort. And I realised that I had made the worst decision of my life. Now don't get me wrong, the trek was great and the weather was great but then again, I'm lazy as f and have stamina in negative numbers (if there is a scale...

Happy birthday my Sarcastic Equal.

I've known you for a year and I've never met anyone more spoilt, rude, frank, bold, confident and Labad-er (if that's how you'd say it) than you. In fact, I'd even honour you by calling you my SARCASTIC EQUAL and that's an honour I haven't given anyone before. You're the only one I trust with...